A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Wanker

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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kaite is dumb that is true

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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