- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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