Why did the

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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DEATH.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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