What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Whats better than 24? 25.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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