Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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