- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Get off my porch.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

GADZOOKS!

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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