- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

kieran scott has a huge back

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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