- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

You're tall.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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