What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What city likes baseball the most? New York

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Anti Joke

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