- Anti Joke

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What's circular and round A circle

What's funnier than 24? 25