- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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