How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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im a willy bum bum

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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