- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

The jets are a good team..

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

woman's rights

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Hitler

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

I am a women

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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