- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

You and your parents are going to die today

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

There's a car about to hit me.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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