How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

knock knock who's there no one

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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