What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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