- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Terry has ebola

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

knock knock how there me ok come in

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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