Get in the car.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

My kids are mistakes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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