- Anti Joke

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

I once did something.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

my captcha says : forkin chickens