- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

try slamming a revolving door

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

^that joke a piece of shit

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

A baby seal walks into a club

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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