david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Basically copying you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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