Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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