So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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A women's opinion.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Womens Rights.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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ginger

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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