- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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