- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

Women.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

A guy trips a blind man.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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