Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Jews

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

An asian without a future.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

i cant think of one.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

drake

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Anti Joke

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