What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Knock knock. Death.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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