What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Your time.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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womens rights.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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speech and debate.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Penis.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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chirs

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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