A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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