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this is not a joke

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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whats black? a black man

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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