- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

Wheelchair high jump

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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