im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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