- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

How did the girl die? 25.

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