- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

A baby seal walks into a club.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Comedy.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

THE GAME

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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