Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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