Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Shit!

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Jewwy Jewstein

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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So. The gays. ...

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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