- Anti Joke

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.