- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Penal Dysfunction

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

"knock knock" "Come in"

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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