Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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A man sat on a chair

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Deadly cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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