What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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The Irish man was sober.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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ecks! why zee?

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Snausages.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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