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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

what's brown and sticky? A stick

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