What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Jesus was a good guy

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Kathy Griffin.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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