Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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