- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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