Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Your mom.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Anti Joke

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