- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Whats better than 24? 25.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

im black

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

An atheist walks into a church

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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