I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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I never asked for this.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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