if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Anti Joke

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