Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

A baby seal walks into a club.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

a fish swimming in the water swims

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

THE GAME

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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