What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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What's 4+7 47

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Your time.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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womens rights.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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