There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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This one time at band camp....

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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twilight

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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pickle sniffer

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