- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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